Thursday, September 16, 2010

Life is Like a Bag of Snack Mix...

You know the feeling when you're desperately craving that 'certain something' from your favourite take-out restaurant, that by the time it's your turn to order you can practically taste it melting in your mouth? And the sheer devestation of finding out (already halfway home) that they got your order wrong, but it's too late go back, so you're forced to suck it up and eat whatever the heck is in the bag...

A slightly altered version of this happened to me last night. I hardly ever crave salty food, but for the life of me I just really wanted to eat some good old fashioned snack mix...the kind with those oddly shaped crunchy things that are some kind of weird pretzel/potato chip/rice cake love-child. I had to pick up some laundry detergent and few other things at e-Mart (a great grocery store by my apartment) so I decided to add my snack mix to the list, though I was sure I wouldn't be able to find it here.

After scouring the aisles of e-Mart, you can imagine my delight when I finally picked up a package with a picture depicting the EXACT snack mix that I was craving! Of course the entire label was written in Korean, but the image on the front of the bag told me everything I needed to know.

By the time I got home I was so excited - my craving would be fulfilled after all! I turned on my tv and popped open the bag and smelled...Huh?! That doesn't smell like my snack mix. I peered inside the bag: looks normal. So why does it smell so gross?!

I walked over to the kitchen and dumped the contents on the counter - something was definitely amiss, and I was determined to get to the bottom of this. Unfortunately, this is what I found...


Look closely, my friends. That's right. Those bite-sized silver things mixed in with the rest of my wonderfully delicious snack mix are FISH. Nasty little dead, dried & salted FISH. And you can CLEARLY see that nowhere on the label is there a picture of a nasty little fish mixed in with the rest of the crunchy goodness. What the heck!

False advertising is not a laughing matter.

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